Due to clowns, timewasters,scammersand others out there,I apologize in advanceto the rest of yougood people who are now unfortunately forced to read this tirade.
DO NOT bid,make offers or pressbuttons if you’re not absolutely sure or have already consulted with your wives,husbands,gurus,mechanics,lawyers,spiritualand financial advisors,priests and accountants.
I’d love to listen to your financialproblems but.....no!
DO NOT waste my time or yours withcrappy offers,you know exactly what I mean!!
All other offers will be addressedseriously and logically.
And yes,I do know that I’m notselling a unicorn!
I also know you can’t believe thisbut i haven’t been waiting only for you specifically and again unbelievable buttrue I’m really not desperate for your money so if you’re one of thoseguys............……
Intelligent questions andclarifications welcomed.
ANY inspections,viewing,test drivesetc are welcome BEFORE purchase NOT AFTER!