1985 Porsche 944 Coupe Automatic NO RESERVE Chumpcar LeMons NASA RaceCar Runs!

1985 Porsche 944 Base Coupe 2-Door Description

What you are bidding on is a running Porsche 944 Automatic.
I do not know when the timing belt was done last.
The tires are old and cracked.
I do not have a wheel lock key for the wheel locks.
I do not have any touch up paint for the nicks.
Come inspect this car before bidding if you have had a tetanus shot in the last year.
We purchased the car for the engine and ended up not needing it.
The brakes are soft - requiring much pedal effort.
You will need to tow this home unless you live across the street or in our dumpster or if you do in fact have a death wish.
This is a whole running car.
It is not safe to drive without at least:
Replace the timing belt and water pump.
Make the brakes work.
Replace the tires.
Clean the ashtray?
The list could go on for a bit.
I do not have any extra parts for this car.
The high speed front spoiler modifications were performed by a previous owner that probably won the Daytona 24 hours practicing in this fine product from Zeuffenhausen.
If ever you wanted to own a Porsche - here is your chance.
Affectionately called by those in the know a "Slope Nose Audi:"
The shifter top is missing.
The odometer may not work so it will be sold strictly TMU.
This car needs lots of work so will be sold strictly AS IS.
If you win this NO RESERVE auction and come to pick up the car and timing belt breaks loading it on your trailer - we will help push it on the trailer.
You own it if you win this NO RESERVE auction.
This will no doubt be the cheapest RUNNING Porsche that will sell on eBay for DECADES to come.... so bid often and generously. My daughter needs a new pony.